"their chicken is really spicy"
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy"
"the air was spicy"
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8-bit version of why’d you only call me when you’re high?
holy fuck, holy fuck, i love this. i love this so much, oh my god. i want to listen to everything in 8-bit and this espescially on repeat. holy fuck im having a crisis. im having an identity crisis oh my god. this is amazing. i fucking love this. holy shit. shitting fuck of a fuckwad cunt. oh ,man, oh fuck. someone send help
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
I love this?
I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
Bit not good.
Conversation with my brother
- Me: How would you describe Doctor Who? With a Sonic, a Fez or the TARDIS?
- Brother: Wait, wait...
- Me: Oh never mind obviously a TARDIS
- Brother: .. Tears.
- Me: Wow